photo by lewishamdreamerDesexify Santa
Santa is a jolly old man. We shouldn't be making him f-ing sexy.
I don't want to know that your first erotic memory is watching mommy cheat on dad with Santa Claus. Pervert. And don't call him 'Baby' Eartha Kitt.
He is not some candy cane twirling sugar daddy. The man's a Saint for Christ sake. Saint Nick? Heard of him? Yeah, same guy.
In retrospect, we should've seen this coming. First it was Halloween with slutty vampires, slutty cats, slutty rectangles and nobody said anything. Then came 'prostitots'. And now this.
Well it's not too late for Santa. BOYcott any company with ads that make Santa a sex object, or implies Santa had sex, or will have sex soon.
Maybe this Christmas, just maybe, we can come together and show some goddamn respect.
Happy F-ing Christmas
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